Down Memory Lane - H.M.A.S. Quiberon

 

Do you remember . . .

A pie and peas at Harry D'wheels?
Or was it the Nassi Gorang at Sembewang?
Maybe it was the smell of cordite from the 4.5"
or just a game of cards in the mess.
The 'flicks' on the Quaterdeck and "feet up" as another greenie washes the deck beneath your seat.
Maybe it was Tombolla night
or a cup of hot Kai on a cold first watch on the Bridge.

Could it be Christmas in Hong Kong when the 'Jimmy' was fined a ships round.
The many exercises where the 'old lady' could still best the rest in a test, because we knew she could.

Ah, the memories . . .



Don (nutty) Knutsen remembers . . .

I received an email from Don (nutty) Knutsen which revived some memories of the 'goodwill' visit to Saigon (February 1963).

This was no ordinary 'goodwill' visit, we were escorted up the river by a Vietnamese Army spotter plane - designed to reassure us that we were safe from enemy mortar attack, however the sunken ships which lined the riverside were not so reassuring. Our arrival at the Saigon wharf was met with a warm welcome from the local Army band. During our all too brief stay, ships company were invited to a cocktail party at the president's palace, some of the crew that attended were invited to a golf day at the Royal Saigon Golf Club, (sailor 'Jack' shows up dressed in his finest 7a's, black leather shoes and two rusty 'make & mend' sticks between them). Also, some of the crew ended up in a bar, where a hand grenade was rolled in. I believe it was on the same day that **** got married. Then his new bride appeared at the gangway on the morning of our "planned" departure with all her worldly possessions wrapped in a sheet on the handle bars of a push bike, demanding to be with her husband. That was the cause of our delayed departure from Saigon and almost initiated a diplomatic incident.

It was also during this visit I recall, that the Vietnamese naval vessel KY-HOA rammed our port side - right into the stokers bath room! Ernie Barker had just come off watch and was in the shower and I think "dingy" Bell was having a shave, when the anchor of the patrol boat burst through the mirror.

Ah, the memories . . .



TO Russ Wade also remembers the first words of wisdom given during training at CERBERUS - "Never volunteer for anything" . . . Well, at Ladd Reef I was 'volunteered'!

S/Lt Head was in charge of charting a passage across the reef to the stricken S.S. TUSCANY to 'rescue' the stranded crew members. Two work-boats were launched, one to carry our team, the other to stow the crew and their immediate belongings on the return trip. I was 'volunteered' to be the 'advance' scout to find a way through the rocks on the reef, which didn't seem like a tough order, there were dark rock shapes and white sand in between - what could be difficult about working through that? So I jumped in, with life jacket inflated.

After navigating the boat-train through the most difficult section, I found myself confronted with small breakers on the far side that made it difficult to stand on a rock or swim to the boat, so I deflated my life jacket (sorry Captain), so I could at least have some control over my actions. It was about then that I noticed the half dozen fins crossing at right angles to our path and about to cross the stern of the last boat. I didn't wait to find out how friendly the sharks in this region might be and Christ might have been able to walk on water - I think I ran across it! I launched myself into the trailing boat just before the arrival of those fins.

On return to our ship, I noticed on the Quarterdeck a broken 'boat-hook'. Now I am not sure what timber is used to make these stout poles with the unique 'boat-hook'. on the end, but it would be damn difficult to snap one. So I asked the seaman handling it how it had happened. "Err . . . we were doing a crossing earlier and pushing of from the rocks, when one of the "rocks" turned out to be a giant clam and snapped it." I had been jumping from dark spot to dark spot, assuming them all to be rocks, not half an hour earlier!!

See? NEVER volunteer!! But then again, how many people could claim to have stood in the middle of the China Sea?

Ah, the fun . . . (more memories)

 

Here is where I hope to publish as many 'dits' of this 'tour of duty' as possible. Please forward your 'memories' to russ@gippslandlakes.com


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